THUMB WAXING

I had a unpleasant spot at my thumb the other day and decided to stick a band-aid there to hide that unpleasant view. I did not bother to take it out before going to bed and only decided it was time when I return home from work the next day.

Thinking the band-aid was only there because it was to hide the flaws on my thumb, I pull off the band-aid with my mighty force. After all, no wounds = no pain.

I WAS WRONG.....I WAS TERRIBLY TERRIBLY WRONG! Not only did I pull off that piece of ugly-looking plaster, it came off with a chunk of skin as well, immediately exposing my bare flesh just below my thumb nail.....ARGHhhHHHH....*pain* That was when I realise I did a brazillian on my thumb.....

#%*@#* Painnnnnnn!!! *slaps myself on the head*

Ok....shut up! I know what you are about to say next....my thumbnail looks weird....ENUFF of it....just keep it to yourself! I know it's weird since I know it is weird. No need to rub it in.

Moral of the story: Do not make assumptions because almost 99% of them are WRONG!